Prince for Hire

How not to end up in this inquisitor’s Temple?
How not to be lynched by a town?
Present-position exorcism.

For fans of Katherine Addison’s The Goblin Emperor, Studio Ghibli’s Spirited Away, and humor in the dark.

Featuring: Disney prince-not-ess (now with necromancy), court politics, two princes six feet apart because one thinks he’s obvious and the other is oblivious, angry lady with a knife, gender neutral usage of “prince”, and man-eating fluffy hawks.

“Tell me, Yphant: what happens to a principality, when its first prince is in Competition?”

“Its second prince governs it.”

“And what happens if there is no heir?”

“The principality is—” conquered.

By neighboring principalities. By nearby enemies. By peasants with a grudge.

And Prince Nazvili was alone in her rule. Heirless. And Prince Yphant na Suem was a very convenient vakon. First prince-less. “No.”

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Final Wordcount: 110,000 – 125,000
Subgenre: high fantasy, light humor
Completed: not yet

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Status

12 March 2023: patching the holes of draft 6 – 2 subplots a bit drafty

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